The Day After

Maybe I've had too much coffee...........

• I wonder how long the memories of Thanksgiving will last
• Grand kids are the best
• Why can't I find a "coffee scented" candle?
• Is it really 5 o'clock somewhere?
• Are sweet potatoes really sweet before you cook and coat them with brown sugar?
• How many people really use all the crap that is stuffed in the turkey?
• Do they make "gps" arrows for bow hunters?
• Electric Cigarettes just don't have the same effect in the morning
• Why is it that the only leftovers that are devoured from my refrigerator are the pies?
• Why are there more turkeys wandering around my yard the day before Thanksgiving than there are the day after Thanksgiving?
• Does God really want me to know things thru Facebook?
• If I write down my secret thoughts, or things I've learned, done or want to do should I share them or bury them away?
• Who decided that the work week was Monday ~ Friday and not Saturday ~ Wednesday?
  
• What happened to the Sake set that my mom had?
• Why is it that we 8 adults and 5 kids over at Turkey Day but end up with enough food for 16 adults and 10 kids?
• Why do we need the Federal Government to tell us when to be thankful?
• Who knew random numbers could have so many meanings?
• What's the rule for stuff just laying around, toss it after ___ days of not looking or using it?
• Did I mention Electric Cigarettes just don't have the same effect in the morning?
• If I wrote a book who would read it?
• If sending work overseas is such a good idea due to quality and price, why don't all fortune cookies have two fortunes in them?
• Why don't we celebrate Christmas on Christmas but un-wrap presents a week later, that way we could get more for less?
• Little kids are the only ones that could ever find a needle in a hay stack (think about it)
• At what age did I stop liking the taste of paste?
• Is it the ice, the glass, the place or the ones around you that changes the taste of alcohol?
• Do I really need to be a wide awake, alert drunk?
• Is enough really enough?